By:
Dyaoka
Disclaimer:
I don’t own the Prince of Tennis.
Notes/Warnings:
I don’t think this has ever been done before…but if it has, *shrugs* so
sue me. Oh, and I guess…my first (or second) attempt at humor. Sorry if
I’m not funny…
“Hey, go on that.”
“THAT?! Hell no, unless you want me to die!”
“Oh? Momo’s a chicken, nya!”
“What about you, Eiji-sempai?”
“Me ‘n Ochibi will go! Nya, Ochibi?”
“Sure.”
“Whatever. You suggested it in the first place, Echizen.”
“Only because you’re a coward, Momoshiro.”
“Fuji-sempai! That’s not fair! You’re all ganging up on me!”
“Maa, maa! Calm down!”
“Ne, Oishi, go with us?”
“On…that…?”
“Oh, don’t be shy, Oishi. We’ll be with you.”
“You’re going too, Fuji-sempai?”
“Why not?”
“It looks…”
“Fun, nya!”
“Judging from the angles that the coaster turns at, I doubt someone that is timid would be able to stand it.”
“Ssss. He means you, Momoshiro.”
“What was
that?! Stupid viper!”
“Idiot peach!”
“Momoshiro! Kaido! Five laps around the park!”
“What?!”
“Ten!”
“Che. Stingy.”
“Twenty!”
“We’re off, we’re off!”
“A-Ano…l-let’s just g-go and wait in line…Then when Momo and Kaido gets back, w-we’ll all be ready to go, yes?”
“Taka-san is logical.”
“They say great minds think alike.”
“I doubt that’s you, Inui-sempai.”
“Echizen, I heard that. Also, I beg to differ. Though from my calculations, there is a 30% chance of you being fazed by this ride.”
“We’re at the amusement park today, please!”
“Nya, Oishi’s right! Inui! Put that awaaaaay, nya! No…Inui Juices!”
“Very well…”
“Ssss! Idiot! Move out of my way!”
“You move, viper!”
“…and there they go again.”
“MOMO! KAIDO! HURRY UP, NYA!”
(Let’s
just skip to the ride)
“Uh…I don’t feel really…safe…”
“That’s ok, Momo-sempai. We all know you’re a coward at heart.”
“Echizen! You brat!”
“Unya! Buckle up, you two! Us sempai are responsible for you kouhai, nya! Don’t want you falling off or something!”
“…that’s so reassuring, sss…”
“It is. Eiji-sempai, please don’t do that?”
“Kikumaru-sempai only stated the truth.”
“Echizen!”
“Yes? That’s my name—don’t break it.”
“Argh…”
“Hey! We’re moving!”
“Nya, this is so fun!”
“We’re not doing anything yet…”
“Ne, Tezuka, if you’re scared, you can hold my hand.”
“Fuji. Twenty laps around the park after this.”
“Not around you?”
“Forty.”
“Alright.”
“…Fuji, you’re disturbing.”
“Thank you, Eiji-dear.”
“Nya…I don’t thi—AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!”
“EEEEEEKKKKS!!!!!”
“OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!”
“ECHIZEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!”
“Let go of me! Momo-sempai! Ouch!”
“Oh…sorr—IIIIIEEEEEE!!!!”
“AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!”
“IMGONNADIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
“SSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!”
“NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!”
“Oh my god…that was insanely scary.”
“I think Taka-san just passed out.”
“Ah…prepare yourselves. Here comes the next hurtle.”
“What do you mean by that, Fuji-semp-AAAAIIIIIII????!!!”
“Momo-sempai! LET GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
“EEEEEKKKKKKSSSS!!!!”
“Hey! I see the end!”
“THAT’S A DROP, GODDAMN IT!!!!!”
“AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!”
“…”
“Are you praying, Tezuka?”
“One hundred laps, Fuji. One hundred.”
~Finir~
Ne, how you like? Review! ^_^ I hope it was funny…I can’t write funny for the sake of my life. -_-;;;